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One Tea to Rule Them All

One Tea to Rule Them All

$ 9.00
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This blend is inspired by The Lord of the Rings. Check out the entire delicious collection here!

From the dark dank depths of cave and crevasse comes the decadent leafy funk of a treasure not all are bold enough to appreciate. A wealth of flavor in fire and smoke with tempting coffee aroma and irresistible gold shimmer throughout. You will find this brew increasingly dark and dangerous over time: beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night!

Ingredients: Cacao nib, aged dark tea, puer, roasted coffee beans, black tea, red chili flake, pine smoke, gold lustre dust*

     *Gold lustre dust contains: mica, titanium dioxide (E171), yellow 5 and 6 lake, rice extract, red 3, blue 1 lake

Steep at 210° F or 98.9°C for 3-5 min

Approximately 80mg of caffeine per cup

Blend by Greg

This blend is available 9/1-3/3 in our Fall & Winter fandom rotations!

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Reesha De Ville
incredible

Tastes like the smoke and fire of Orodruin was packed into my cup! Smokey and rich, with a slight burn at the back of the throat (from smoke inhalation, no doubt), a dangerous sparkle that catches the light, and just as powerful on the second go-around as the first. This is a perfect blend that lives up to the name "One Tea to Rule Them All". I can see having a cup of this every morning to start my days off on the most dominating foot.

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Samantha Guelzo
I hoard this like the tea dragon I am...

This has become my new favorite blend! Smokey and smooth with just a hint of spice, it's great for multiple steepings.

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Emily
Tastes just like the Ring being thrown into Mordor

I'm not usually a fan of smoky teas, but I bought this as part of a fun gift for my partner. We tried it and both enjoyed it! It's a little more bitter than the teas we normally drink (maybe due to the coffee beans, or maybe he oversteeped it) but we added a little honey and it was perfect.

Flavor-wise, it's exactly like the review title insists, which is pretty perfect. The smokiness and chili really add to the Mordor vibes, and while prevalent are not overwhelming the flavors of the tea. the gold dust is for show but it makes your cup look super fancy.

We determined that while we wouldn't drink this every day, it really fits stormy day vibes where maybe you're stuck in a cave and pull a treasure out of seemingly nowhere.